MOST FLEXIBLE MAN
OSCAR-LEVEL ACTOR
TIME-TRAVELING AGENT

We live in an uncertain, volatile, and often dangerous world. Where we hesitate, he intervenes — usually from a low side-split, sometimes from another century, and always before lunch.
He has saved the world many times, asking nothing in return but a clean kimono, ten quiet minutes to stretch, and a producer who respects the schedule.
His commitment to humanity is total. His accent does the rest. He remains undaunted by the small disturbances of the present, because he has already seen, calmly, how it ends.